YOU MUST STOP THIS OVERLY OPTIMISTIC MADMAN!

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Kay Vernon is set to present ‘Top of the Pops’. One sight of his sickening smile across the air waves would result in the calamitous madness and consequential deaths of thousands of viewers. Perhaps you could refuse to watch ‘Top of the Pops’ and pop down the pub for some heavy drinking; purchase a ticket to go to the showing of ‘Top of the Pops’ featuring Kay Vernon or phone the BBC and inform them of Kay Vernon’s designs for global domination which is in collusion with Satan.